WEDNESDAY FAN FICTION REPORT - 5/28/97 [Previous report was for 5/27/97] Hey fellow fan fic addicts, Some great new stuff to feed your appetite tonight! GENERAL FICTION: LIKE CHAKRAM FOR CHOCOLATE (The Lurkers - Rastro and Maddog) If you thought Rastro and Maddog were funny after reading SYNCHRONIZATION BETWEEN FRIENDS, you're going to think BRILLIANT after reading this second effort. In the words of Caesar, with this new tale the Lurkers *define* themselves as two of the nuttiest... and most hilarious bards in the Xenaverse!! This is actually beyond hilarious! Maintaining the PMS theme of their first story, the Lurkers here have Xena and Gabby meet up with a lost band of Aztecs who as a peace gesture decide to share a mysterious dark powder with the Gabster, showing her how to make a muddy mixture with it that is guaranteed to cure the Warrior Princess' "pissy" behavior. The poor Aztecs never suspect, however, the - er - rather strong effect their concoction will have on the bard who after tasting it is suddenly convinced the mixture is better than sex!...THIS IS A MUST READ!! http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/likechakram.html THE DILEMMA (by Eimajj) A short epilogue to the recent episode THE PRICE which has Gabby helping Xena come to terms with what happened back in the Athenian fort during the battle with the Horde. Nicely written and emotional. http://www.xenafan.com/fiction ALTERNATIVE FICTION: THE SUITOR (by B L Miller) Another EXCELLENT offering by B L Miller, albeit a cruel one!! If you're like me, you're going to be squirming while you read this story which features a serious challenge of the heart for Xena from a beautiful Amazon with many skills of her own who is determined to win the affections of a certain bard. This is a different sort of tale in which Gabrielle is forced to examine her feelings for the Warrior Princess even as Xena is faced with the incomprehensible possibility of losing the love of her life. http://www.eve.net/~timwellman/altfic.html I DREAM OF XENA (by Watcher) Fun crossover story for those Xenites who are also fans of the X-Files. Scully is intrigued by a new show on TV featuring a heroic female warrior and her spunky staff-wielding companion. Her interest soon turns to shock, however, when she finds herself in the world of the Warrior Princess, helping Xena and Gabby fight the bad guys and discovering that the two are much more than just friends. http://www.eve.net/~timwellman/altfic.html THE FIRST OF DESTINY (by Mil Toro) Bittersweet tale in which a Xena, now happy with Gabrielle, remembers the first young woman who touched her heart many moons ago - the mysterious stowaway who showed her many of the skills she now possesses and then surrendered her life to save her from a Roman arrow. http://www.xenafan.com/fiction For those of you reading this post who are not familiar with the term alternative (alt.), it refers to ADULT stories that add a romantic element to the relationship between Xena and Gabby, depicting them as more than just friends. Lunacy -------------------------------------------------------------- Reports and individual reviews archived at MaryD's XWP INFORMATION PAGE https://lunacyreviews.ausxip.com/index.html Reports posted regularly on the Xena NetForum: http://www.universalstudios.com/tv/netforum/topics/mca.tv.xena --------------------------------------------------------------