FRIDAY FAN FICTION REPORT - 6/6/97 [Previous Report was for 6/5/97] Hey guys! Tonight we have a WONDERFUL new addition to the growing collection of Xena sites online as our beloved bard and master parodist Tendre (also known as Lizzy, also known as N10DRE2) debuts her new Web site called TENDRE'S TABLET. For those of you who've never heard of Tendre, COME OUT OF THAT CAVE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN FOR A WHILE NOW AND *RUN* to this new fan fiction archive for the experience of a lifetime!! With dramatic pieces like "ASUNDER" (reviewed below), Tendre has proven herself more than capable of penning those longer, epic stories, but is her parodies that this bard is best known for. The goddess herself, Ms. Lucy "Flawless", recently commented in an interview that one of her favorite pieces of fan fiction has Xena performing some "cosmetic" surgery on Cindy Crawford - said piece being none other than Tendre's own "XTV'S HOUSE OF STYLE". TENDRE'S TABLET includes all of Tendre's fiction to date including several new parodies. I recommend you read EVERYTHING at this site but in particular check out the new parodies "XENA AND GABRIELLE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION" and "THE 25,000 DINAR PYRAMID". From the older pieces, "LL AND ROC'S POWERLUNCH" is a particular favorite of mine I suspect will leave you in stitches!! Tendre's new site is located at: http://www.rio.com/~crazymax/tendre.html One other VERY important announcement tonight. In case you guys haven't noticed yet, I am delighted to point out that the first-ever winner of the Silver Lath Award for Alternative Fan Fiction is Bat Morda "for her masterpiece" - "IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE DIG". With such works as "BROKEN ARROW" and "MINOR ADJUSTMENTS" under her belt prior to the release of ITADOTD, Bat was already recognized as one of the premier bards in the Xenaverse even before the writing of this award-winning story. ITADOTD marked a very special moment in XWP fan fiction, however, as it was the first publicly available story featuring Janice Covington and Mel Pappas as the leads. With this tale, the spunky archeologist and the Southern aristocrat from the episode XENA SCROLLS suddenly came to life in a way that even surpassed what we saw in the TV series, sparking an interest in Mel/Janice fan fiction and creating its own mythology for these decendants of the Warrior Princess and bard. I invite you ALL to join me in a BIG ELECTRONIC round of applause for Bat and a heartfelt THANKS for sharing her talent with us. To read about the award, what other fans have to say about Bat winning and some words from the author herself, check out this URL at DAX'S OBSESSION site: http://members.aol.com/ToyGoddess/lath/Winner.htm Now that Bat has won for May 1997, we need a winner for June 1997 so also remember to VOTE for your favorite alt. story while you're at Dax's site. The page for voting is at: http://members.aol.com/BardicFic/fanfic/lath.htm In honor of Bat's win and for those of you who have not yet read "IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE DIG", I am including my review of the story originally posted when it was first released. Some FANTASTIC news I can now share with you also is that Bat is currently hard at work on the sequel to this wonderful story so get ready for more from Mel and Janice sometime later this year. Below are the reviews for tonight - REALLY GREAT STUFF guys! Tendre's story is available in BOTH general fiction and alternative versions so it is listed by itself. ASUNDER by Tendre Asunder's masterpiece finally comes to and end with the posting of chapters 12-33!! A unique mixture of drama and the crazy humor Tendre is known for, this FANTASTIC story has the Warrior Princess agreeing to become a general in the army of Phillip, King of Macedon, as he prepares to go to war against the Persians. Xena's hope in taking the position is to be able to offer Gabrielle some stability in their lives but the bard is not as certain about the decision. Gabrielle is immediately suspect of the way in which bards are being used to spread Phillip's propaganda and most importantly, she soon starts to fear the change taking place within Xena as the Warrior Princess once again finds herself in her element, at the head of a great army, preparing for war. In these final installments, Xena and Gabrielle part as the warrior goes off to fight Phillip's ill- fated war, while the bard remains behind in Athens to fight a battle of her own against enemies who in the king's absence plan to take over the city. Separated from her bard, Xena finally comes to realize just how much Gabrielle means to her but as danger envelopes them both, it is a revelation she may never be able to share with the girl from Potidaea. Written in a semi-script style, this is unlike anything you have ever read before - filled with equal parts hilarious comedy and poignant drama - a story of EPIC proportions that I VERY HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! [NOTE: ASUNDER is available in both general fiction and alternative versions.] http://www.rio.com/~crazymax/asunder.html GENERAL FICTION: SEASON OF CHANGE by Hobbes Since first appearing on the NetForum some months ago, Hobbes has consistently been delivering excellent fan fiction that just seems to get better and better. This new story may possibly turn out to be her best. Set soon after the events shown in the episode THE PRICE, this tale has Xena and Gabrielle struggling with the emotional aftermath of their encounter with the Horde. Xena is dismayed at how easily she reverted to the warlord of old and at her cruel treatment of the bard, while Gabrielle is troubled by the fear she felt seeing Xena in her element - a fear that remains deep inside the young woman. There is a distance between them both want to close but which fate may soon make it difficult to do so as events spiral out of their control plunging the two into a horror even more traumatic than what they experience with the Horde. Chapter one of this story is now at Lynka's site but additional chapters have been posted on the NetForum. Below are the URL's for all the chapters released so far. NOTE: This story DOES include violence. Please read the author's disclaimer on this. Pt. 1 - http://www.swlink.net/~lynka/fanfict.htm Pt. 2: http://netforum.universalstudios.com/netforum/read/mca.tv.xena/5mg9f0$9hi@www1.mca.com Pt. 3: http://netforum.universalstudios.com/netforum/read/mca.tv.xena/5n2nlc$la1@www5.mca.com Pt. 4: http://netforum.universalstudios.com/netforum/read/mca.tv.xena/5n2nur$mjm@www5.mca.com THE LANGUAGE OF POTEIDAIA by Erika Bwo Beautiful tale by a new bard which reveals a shocking secret from Gabrielle's past - a secret which brings back memories of treasured loved ones, childhood games, and innocence destroyed by the mindless cruelty of a savage time. Very nicely written. http://xenafan.com/fiction/ ALTERNATIVE FICTION: **IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE DIG by Bat Morda Absolutely delightful story which reunites our favorite archeologist and her Southern Belle of a companion, Janice and Mel from the XENA SCROLLS episode - this time in an alt. story (it's WILD what can I say!). Bat's latest has everything - adventure, suspense, COMEDY, romance, wild, passionate...uh...er - well, you know ;-) Not to worry, Xena and Gab DO make an appearance and the passages about them happen to be some of the loveliest and most moving I've ever read in XWP fiction. This is NOT TO BE MISSED! http://members.aol.com/tuxiebear/XR2/XR2.htm For those of you reading this post who are not familiar with the term alternative (alt.), it refers to ADULT stories that add a romantic element to the relationship between Xena and Gabby, depicting them as more than just friends. Happy reading! Lunacy 8-) -------------------------------------------------------------- Reports and individual reviews archived at MaryD's XWP INFORMATION PAGE https://lunacyreviews.ausxip.com/index.html Reports posted regularly on the Xena NetForum: http://www.universalstudios.com/tv/netforum/topics/mca.tv.xena --------------------------------------------------------------