LUNACY'S FAN FICTION REVIEWS
Blade Mast (BladeMstrs)
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Last modified: November 03 2012 12:33:02
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Alternative stories are designated as such with an [Alt] at the end of the title line.
This file features reviews of stories written by Blade Mast. For any other fiction by this bard please visit any of the Xena fan fiction indexes.
**BEFORE THE DAWN OF TIME by BladeMast
Amidst all the brouhaha over Creationism vs Darwinism comes the REAL story about how it all got started folks. BladeMast recounts how once upon a time there was this VERY dark place in the Universe and this rather insistent little speck of light and how together they discovered...how to have fun :) Firmly establishing itself as the "first" uber, this certainly gives us cause to reprint all those text books!! >:) HUGE grin alert on one of the cleverest entries this year. VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! - 4 pgs., 11/18/99
http://ausxip.com/fanfiction/b/beforethedawn.html
[French version: AVANT LE DÉBUT DES TEMPS translated by Cat at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Land/8379/beforethedawnfr.html]
THE BITTER SUITE FOR THE FOURTH SEASON: A LAMPOON OF TPTB by Blade Mast -- [Alt]
The *PERFECT* remake of the BITTER SUITE, this musical odyssey would be the ideal season ender for year four >:) Featuring a familiar cast of characters and some of the best one-liners I've ever read, this HYSTERICAL epic reveals Blade Mast as a master lyricist exceedingly well-versed on the art of making a P-O-I-N-T. The MUST READ of the year, this gets my HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION! - 26 pgs., 5/13/99
http://ausxip.com/fanfiction/b/bittersuite4season.html
GABRIELLE'S HOPE? by BladeMstrs -- [Alt] 
Only ONE word for this new parody - WICKED!!!! Well, heretical too but that's just part of the fun :) This is a strangely familiar story that begins back in Brittania with the bard and Warrior Princess in a "love me, love my puke" situation, when the Queeries show up, determined to protect the child Gabrielle is carrying from the dreaded warlord Rushercules Limbaugheles and his Moralus Majoritus movement ;-) Before long the two...er... friends are fighting to keep their new bundle of joy safe while Xena heads for a fateful encounter with a rather slippery sword >:) Priceless guys!! DO NOT MISS!! - 13 pgs., 4/7/98
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/parody2.html
**XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS - THE CHEESY FOURTH SEASON OPENER by BladeMstrs -- [Alt]
Hands DOWN one of the most enjoyable stories I've read this year and at the top of my list of fanfic that I'd like to see turned into an episode. For all of you who had trouble with season three this comes VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! :) :) (Note: story is not explicit - it's BETTER than explicit! ;-) - 4 pgs., 6/14/98
http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/c/cheesy.html
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