LUNACY'S FAN FICTION REVIEWS
L.N. James
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Last modified: November 03 2012 12:33:02

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Alternative stories are designated as such with an [Alt] at the end of the title line.

This file features reviews of stories written by L.N. James. For any other fiction by this bard please visit any of the Xena fan fiction indexes.


**BEDTIME FOR WARRIORS AND BARDS by L.N. James -- [Alt]
This is what happens when romantic alt. bards try to tell a bedtime story...or are in a naughty mood ;-) L.N. latest contribution is a short little vignette about how warriors and bards like to make sure each other is...safe >:) This is priceless guys - DO NOT MISS! Oh and make sure to stay safe! - 1 pg., 5/2/98
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/bedtime.txt

**BOTH HANDS by L.N. James -- [Alt]
Set in Athens during the Dyonisian Festival, this story has Xena becoming amused when Gabrielle reacts with some shock to the wild going-ons. Determined to make the experience unforgettable for the young bard, Xena decides to get a little "wild" herself. A cautionary note here - DO NOT read at work! >:) VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!! - 16 pgs., 3/29/97
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames4.txt
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/bothhands.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/lnjames4.txt
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**BREAKING BREAD by L.N. James -- [Alt]
SIZZLING little alt. piece that has the Gabster being a little naughty and then getting more than she bargained for. DO NOT READ AT WORK! >:) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! - 9 pgs., 2/13/97
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames1.txt
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/lnjames1.txt
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**CHICAGO 5AM by L.N. James -- [Alt]
Teenagers are disappearing from the streets of Chicago, casualties of a dark subculture based on drugs, sex and rock and roll. Assigned to investigate is Mariel Potidean, a brilliant young FBI agent who soon finds herself teamed with a rather irritating partner - an ex-cop by the name of Tina Amphipoli with a dangerous reputation, a mysterious past and electric blue eyes. L.N.'s longest story to date, CHICAGO 5M delivers an engaging premise with two very strong characters, lots of suspense, drama and romance. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! [See the sequel ENTIRE] - 209 pgs., 3/26/98
FANFIC ART:

Barron Story Cover
Ciegra Story Cover - Not currently available on the Web
"Tina" by Barbara Maclay
"Tina and Mariel" by Barbara Maclay
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/CHICAGO.htm
http://ausxip.com/bards.html#lnjames
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**ENTIRE by L.N. James -- [Alt]
LN returns with the much anticipated sequel to her popular uber crime-drama CHICAGO 5AM. Forensic FBI scientist Mariel Potidean has been busy for the past few months - busy with a new job, busy with undercover assignments, busy spending time on anything that will help her forget the tall, beautiful private eye that walked into her life a while back - and then walked out of it just like that - without a word, a message, a letter - nothing. Then on a snowy morning the phone rings and Mariel finds her heart going into over-drive at the sound of a very familiar voice - a voice laced with pain - a voice asking for help... LN does a terrific job with the opening part of this story, including a disturbing little scene that helps set the tone of what promises to be another riveting, suspenseful and emotional tale from one of the best in the business. A MUST READ for anyone who likes crime-drama, enjoys uber tales, or just likes quality XWP fanfic - anyone else I didn't cover? - if so YOU go read this series too! ;-) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! [unfinished] - 5 pgs., 12/9/98
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/ENTIRE.htm
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**FAR AWAY/SO CLOSE by L.N. James -- [Alt]
Previous stories by L.N. James have proven her to be one of the most accomplished and most romantic alt. writers producing XWP fan fiction today. This latest piece by her leaves NO doubt she well deserves that reputation. Using BEAUTIFUL prose and imagery, L.N. James tells of a peaceful time for the Warrior Princess and her bard - a trip to a secluded beach where they learn that with their souls finally made one not even physical distance can keep them apart. VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! - 21 pgs., 4/15/97
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames5.txt
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/lnjames5.html
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**GALA (THE) by L.N. James -- [Alt]
A new one by arguably the most romantic bard in the Xenaverse who with this story just cements that reputation further. Complete with dashing pirates, this story reads like a passionate fairy tale as it brings Xena and Gabrielle to a beautiful palace where a night of mystery and romance awaits amidst the excitement of a costume gala. You'll be sighing for hours after reading this! ;-) VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! - 30 pgs., 6/97
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/lnjames20.txt
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames6.txt
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/lnjames6.html
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

GOOD DAY TOO (A) by L.N. James
In a departure for this veteran bard, LN revisits the conclusion of the episode A GOOD DAY showing things from Temecula's perspective as he tries to come to grips with the life he took and to understand the words of solace another who's been there tries to share with him. Poignant look at a coming of age in a violent, unforgiving world. - 4 pgs., 6/20/99
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/goodday.htm

**HINTS by L.N. James -- [Alt]
This is a VERY funny offering which has a frustrated bard trying time and time again to distract her warrior from some extremely dull proceedings. Xena can be rather dense when it comes to non-battle "emergencies" but let it never be said that a bard "in need" gives up easily! ;-) This is guaranteed to put a big grin on your face! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!! - 7 pgs., 7/21/97
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames7.txt
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/lnjames121.txt
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/lnjames7.html
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF TWO DOLLS IN LOVE (THE): THE STORY OF RIGID XENA AND POSABLE GABRIELLE by Danae and L.N. James -- [Alt]
In two years of reading Xena fanfic I have never come across something quite like this new tale but it should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with these two very talented, very creative, and very demented bards that a collaboration between them would lead to one of the most seriously outrageous story this fandom has ever seen. The inspiration for this little gem came in the form of an e-mail exchange we are made privy to in the prologue. In it a rather frustrated LN laments the rigidity of those new XWP action figures prompting Danae to start exploring what life must indeed be like for those action figures. Thus is born the tragic but hopeful tale of a little warrior doll who (literally) falls head over heels in love with a beautiful, posable blond bard doll. The little warrior must then struggle against her own rigidity and the many dangers in the life of an action figure as she tries to win the heart of her...oh-so-flexible love ;-) Cute beyond words, and even allegorical if you can stop grinning long enough to think about it on a more serious level, this is a "children's tale" in the grand tradition of LN's own BEDTIME FOR WARRIORS AND BARDS. Danae and LN use their very active imaginations along with a pair of really healthy libidos to bring us a tale guaranteed to delight even the most demanding of readers. All I want to know is when we should start an e-mail campaign encouraging Disney to turn this into the script for their next TOY STORY movie >:) Not a moments hesitation on this one folks - it gets my HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION!! [See the sequel MORE INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF TWO DOLLS IN LOVE: THE CONTINUING STORY OF RIGID XENA AND POSABLE GABRIELLE] - 8 pgs., 8/11/98
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/TIT.htm

**MAGNETIC NORTH by L.N. James - [Alt]
Sizzling little story from fanfic's premier romantic that has the warrior and bard weathering a storm in a cave, when they decide to start a little storm of their own ;-) Beautifully written, passionate MUST READ! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! - 10 pgs., 2/97
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames3.txt
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**MIDNIGHT LETTER by L.N. James -- [Alt]
A beautiful, melancholic little piece about facing the sometimes harsh realities of life while longing for those simpler times that will never be again. This is a return by LN to that emotionally charged writing that marked much of her early fiction. A thoughtful, bittersweet vignette that effectively reflects the passage of life from the innocence of youth to the awareness of adulthood. A wonderful read. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! [See the related story MIDNIGHT MUSINGS by Rooks] - 2 pgs., 11/13/98
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/ml.htm
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

MORE INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF TWO DOLLS IN LOVE: THE CONTINUING STORY OF RIGID XENA AND POSABLE GABRIELLE by Danae and L.N. James -- [Alt]
Those two crazy dolls are at it again in this sequel to THE INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF TWO DOLLS IN LOVE which finds the boastful Warrior Princess certain that she can seduce any straight doll much faster than her slow sidekick can. Accepting the challenge, posable Gabrielle decides to teach the warrior a lesson. It's a situation that ends up giving the ex-warlord doll nightmares but does manage to help her get in touch with that oh-so-rigid inner self ;-) There are some lines in this story folks that MORE than make the reading worthwhile. An adorable new entry that should be attempted only with liquids well away from that keyboard. DO NOT MISS! [Note that story comes in two parts] - 5 pgs., 2/18/99
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/MIT.htm

**OUTLAW by L.N. James -- [Alt]
Written back in December 1997 some months before the release of her modern day hit CHICAGO 5AM this sizzling little tale was L.N. James' first experiment with uber fiction. Set in Kansas City in 1871, it looks at the relationship between two very different women - one a wanted outlaw, beautiful and deadly - the other a talented storyteller, loving and sweet. Amidst the danger and roughness of the world they live in, these two have forged a union of passion and trust and love - a solace the outlaw now treasures and the storyteller is determined to nurture into something even greater. Featuring LN's trademark mix of sensuality and emotion, this one should be tackled only with a nice supply of Amazon Ice within reach ;-) Invigorating storytelling I tell yah! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! - 28 pgs., 5/13/99
FANFIC ART: Ciegra Story Cover - Not currently available on the Web
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/outlaw.htm

**QUEEN by L.N. James -- [Alt]
Just in time for Valentine's Day, the "queen" of romantic alt. fiction is back and she's back in FORCE guys! Don't even BOTHER calling the Amazon Ice Company - they were completely sold out by the readers who previewed this little tale prior to its release on the Web ;-) Just clear out the old refrigerator and crawl in there! This new offering from the incomparable LN begins when a certain bard, in the mood to play, bets Xena 5 dinars that she can fool people into believing the warrior is in fact...her slave. Amused but doubting anyone would believe the formidable Warrior Princess enslaved by a little bard, Xena agrees, never considering the depths to which her heart has already been conquered...nor suspecting the ingenious plan of attack her VERY determined partner is capable off. In a style that is distinctively her own, LN grounds her story in a love that beautifully complements the passion. Within the fire she writes about there is a tenderness that just captures the heart. This is a warlord/slave story that you will NEVER forget. Needless to say, start looking for a new job if you even CONSIDER reading this at work. Oh and you really must be of age. Too much age and you might get heart palpitations but hey...whatta way to go >:) QUEEN gets my HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION! - 32 pgs., 2/14/98
AWARDS: "Instant Gratification" Swollen Bud Award (May 1, 2000)
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/queen1.html
http://ausxip.com/fanfic2/queen.html
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]
[Portuguese version: RAINHA translated by Callisto at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/1960/rainha.html]

**RELINQUISH by L.N. James -- [Alt]
A sizzling piece that has the warrior and bard traveling through the fabled Valley of Azure where people's most hidden thoughts and desires can be revealed in the form of dreams... Whatever you do - resist this one at work! ;-) Solid writing in an intriguing, erotic tale. DO NOT MISS! - 18 pgs., 2/97
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/lnjames2.html
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames2.txt
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/lnjames2.txt
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**SWAN SONG by L.N. James -- [Alt]
A new one by L.N. which solidly reafirms her reputation for fiction that is among the best written and most romantic in the Xenaverse. This is a short vignette that has Gabrielle telling Xena the legend of the swan song - a song heard only by those who share the purest of loves. Very sweet piece. - 4 pgs., 7/21/97
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/lnjames120.txt
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/lnjames8.txt
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/lnjames8.html
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]

**WELCOME HOME by L.N. James -- [Alt]
In the world of XWP alt. romances stories by L.N. James are known for taking the reader's breath away. Beyond writing about love or passion, L.N. depicts a connection between our heroines that reaches to the depth of their very souls - a connection that is the essence of all things romantic. In this latest story, L.N. explores that connection as Xena and Gabrielle return to Amphipolis to help the warrior's mother move from the house Xena grew up in. It is an opportunity for the Warrior Princess to share some of her childhood memories with Gabrielle, to remember a time of innocence before the darkness that engulfed her for so many years, but it is that darkness that still plagues her and that will challenge the love between warrior and bard as nothing has before. This latest is among L.N.'s best - rich in humor, sensually passionate, a love story NOT to be missed! It received my HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION!! - 23 pgs., 8/15/97
http://ausxip.com/fanfic/welcome.html
http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/home.txt
http://web.archive.org/web/20010606234709/http://xwp-altfic.simplenet.com/ln-welcome.txt
[Palm Pilot version available at XENA FAN FICTION FOR THE PALM PILOT]


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